Bill, bite my falafel.
Also, that article is, like everything else you say, retarded. My 4 year old son has a friend with two mommies, and this is not even interesting to him. I don't think he's even asked about it. And if he did, I'd be able to explain it without "exposing my child to sexuality". It's actually pretty easy: "she has two mommies because her mommies love each other and wanted to have a kid together". Too complicated for nitwits like you, I guess. See, Bill, real parents of real kids explain lots of things all the time, and they do it by giving kids the level of information they are ready for. When they ask "how did you get to be my mommy and daddy", you usually skip details like "the rubber broke" or "she wasn't very drunk that night and wouldn't let me give it to her in the ass" or "I put my falafel in her loofah". Explaining gay parents is no different, and shouldn't cause a panic in anyone mature enough to raise children. Just a little tip should some unfortunate brat ever be your child.
And while I'm bitching about O'Reilley, surely I can't be the first one to note that his "m'kay" verbal tic makes him sound like that limp-wristed school counselor on South Park.
