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Googley Eyes

We believe ardently in privacy. But sometimes, too-paranoid defense weakens the case for the real thing. And it's no surprise that when Google makes satellite maps easy to navigate, some people will raise alarms.

In this case, however, fears are really overblown. The maps aren't much more detailed - and actually rather less detailed - than a plain old map, or even other freely available satellite photos (if you know how to look and how to use them). No one is going to discover hidden pot farms, your un-permitted tool shed, no one is going to detect protesters massing for a demonstration.

In fact, given the recent security breaches of major private databases on individuals, the total lack of accountability of credit reporting firms, and the truly porous and horrible state of medical record privacy, we have to ask: who the fuck cares?

We're curious what Bruce Schneier will have to say about this, but we'd bet he agrees with us on this. Worrying about this has all the weight of, say, a Congressional commission on steroid use in baseball while Afghanistan exports (mostly to the U.S.) the combined MLB roster's weight in heroin every other day.

Appropos of nothing, here's Ground Zero:
Bottom line, there's not much to worry about unless you are, say, Barabara Streisand. Even then, so what? So lazy stalkers are more of a threat? Doubtful. Real stalkers don't need Google when hiding naked in your shrubbery is so much fun.

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Why Bush Won
Why Bush Won. I think this guy's actually right. ViaFark.

Though Dems will probably also need to reclaim the middle ground in religious terms also - those people who go to church and - if pressed - will say gay marriage "isn't right", but who feel their gay niece is just wonderful and let's just let it alone, now shall we? The whole Mary Cheney / anti-gay marriage amendment / last minute Bush flip-flop on that issue played very well to that emotional current, without managing to disturb the Faith the fundamentalist crowd has in Dubya.

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That's Entertainment!
Weird story about an underground movie theater in the catacombs. That's a lot of work for a place to hang out and watch movies, for one thing. It does seem as if les Vaches ougtta be able to find out who, you know, gets the bill for the phone. But maybe not.
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he said it...
GWB: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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My Pet Goat

Remember "My Pet Goat"? The book the president read while the towers burned and people died? That he kept reading after hearing that the United States was under attack by terrorists?

Proving that the Internet is more fun than a carton of silly string, people have been submitting humorous reviews of this book to Amazon.

Predictably, (even understandably) Amazon keeps deleting them. Fortunately some kind soul has been archiving them. Here's a good'un.

I like goats. They make me smile. No one misunderestimates goats, especially hero goats. No one makes mean mean movies about hero goats. That part made me cry, but uncle Dickie said everythings going to be alright. The hero goat helps me come up with all sorts of strategery.

Now watch this drive....

I don't even think it's the best one but it's so hard to choose.
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Power to the Ball
Rumsfeld: "We've got to keep our eye on the ball, and the ball is trying to protect the American people." Wrong in so many ways it hurts to think about it, sometimes from the laughing. Allegedly from this article
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microsoft's bill gates to fight spam
spam is dead! long live spam!
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