Ahab Has A Blog.

Ever heard one of those jackass Republicans defending the destruction of the Bill of Rights by playing - yet again - the terrorism card? And hear them says this: "The Constitution is not a suicide pact."

Uh, yeah, right. You have a point there, Congressman Fraidypants. It's true - that was really the Declaration of Independence, wasn't it now? But it's good that we're clear on which of our nation's founding documents you and Senator Scaredycat are denouncing. I mean, I wouldn't want to accuse you of pissing on the Constitution when it's the Declaration of Independence you despise.

We'll save the Constitution for later, when we discuss how cowardly you are for saying "You don't need civil rights when you are dead."