Deny inconsistency.
Look here for info on the software used to run this site. Initial release won't happen until the software has proven stable and all production-time kinks are worked out. The software will most likely be OSS.
We got something like Eno's Oblique Strategies only we call it "Obtuse Tactics". It's kind of a line-for-line homage/parody/ripoff/joke/ha-ha-only-serious. Its output should be visible at the bottom of the page.
It's a Perl script you can download here.
[Update: not on the bottom of the page. Some of it is at the top of pages ending in a slash. That might change, or might not.... Tue May 23 00:53:33 EDT 2006]if you know what this site's about, you won't be surprised if it doesn't stop us from making some noise.
Of course that doesn't really work. Turning off full duplex does the trick. It seems to like realtime priority with a big buffer. I'll try turning the buffer down some other day.