We got something like Eno's Oblique Strategies only we call it "Obtuse Tactics". It's kind of a line-for-line homage/parody/ripoff/joke/ha-ha-only-serious. Its output should be visible at the bottom of the page.
It's a Perl script you can download here.[Update: not on the bottom of the page. Some of it is at the top of pages ending in a slash. That might change, or might not.... Tue May 23 00:53:33 EDT 2006]